Boyfriend Jokes – You love your boyfriend but admit it: you love teasing him even more. With so many corny and funny jokes to tell your boyfriend that you can choose from, there are one-liners to throw at bae for every mood. Of course, you love teasing him just as much as you love his kind heart.
After all, relationship jokes are just a part of a healthy partnership. Boyfriends are kinda dorky and annoying at times, right? So they’re due for a good ribbing sometimes (okay, more like that all the time). With the wild wild world of guess what Boyfriend Jokes at our disposal we rounded up the most funny jokes to tell boyfriend jokes that will leave the two of you – or at least you – LOLing for hours.
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Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Olive. Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but it is just not as big.
You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.
You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
You are like my dentures. I cannot smile without you.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!
Why are boyfriends like parking spaces?
The good ones are already taken!
What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?
Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy?
It was so hot today, I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.
What do you call a man made out of garbage?
When would you want a man’s company?
When he owns it!
How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What do a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?
They’re always coming early.
Boyfriends are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced..
What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What is the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
What’s a boyfriend’s definition of a romantic evening?
What’s a boyfriend’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that looks like him for dinner. Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.
Love is like having to pass gas. If you force, then you are going to make a mess.
A T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms. To which the girlfriend replied, “that’s not very much at all!”
A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”
Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think, ‘Damn. He is one lucky man.’
My boyfriend started a bee farm to help save the bees.
I think he’s a keeper.
Funny Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend.
He keeps asking for another shot.
My boyfriend told me to stop impersonating flamingos.
I had to put my foot down.
My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh harder.
My boyfriend accidentally poked me in the eyes.
So I stopped seeing him for a little while.
My boyfriend knows how understanding I am.
That’s why he always calls me Miss Understanding.
I invited my boyfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn’t show.
I hope he gets the message that we’re not working out.
Why is a spring rain like your ex-boyfriend?
It doesn’t last long and barely gets you wet!
Why is Spider Man a bad boyfriend?
He’s super clingy.
“I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”
“I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.”
“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”
“Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying.”
“I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.”
“Thank you for loving me even when I’m a crazy b*tch.”
April Fools Jokes For Boyfriend
“‘Who wears the pants in our relationship?’ We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants.”
“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.”
My boyfriend is so handsome, looking all invisible and shit.
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you really have to do so much of it”? – Jean Illsley Clarke
You: Knock knock
Him: Who’s there?
Him: Ya who?
You: Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
You: There’s something wrong with this dictionary.
Him: What is it?
You: They spelled L wrong. It should be L-U-V, because I know I can’t spell love without U!
You: I thought up an acronym to describe you.
Him: What is it?
Him: LOL, WTF does that stand for?
You: Amazing, bae, cool, dreamy, encouraging, great, fantasy hunk, intelligent.
Him: What about the JK.
You: Just kidding.
You: I don’t think we can go in here.
Him: Why not?
You: Look at that sign! *point to the no smoking sign* They won’t let you and your smoking hot bod in!
You: I think there’s something wrong with your lips.
Him: What is it?
You: They’re not kissing mine!
“My boyfriend isn’t allowed to have birthday candles on his cake. WTF are you wishing for? All your dreams came true with me!”
Nobody knows how much I love you.
Ivan to do something naughty with you!
Plums me you’ll always be boyfriend!