Its a beautiful thing to be loved and when you find that special and close perfect boyfriend make sure to show back your love. It would not cost a thing to make your boyfriend smiling at his phone by sending him some cute funny things via text messages.
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Funny Things To Say To Your Boyfriend.
Why should you never break up with a goalie? Because he is a keeper and my boyfriend is one!! 🤣🤣🤣
The fear of closed places is claustrophobia, the fear of flying is aerophobia, but all these phobias are nothing when compared to the fear of losing you- “loosuphobia.”
I love you with a mad love and if I fond you kissing another girl I would just pull her away and then continue from where you had stopped. I would then continue loving you.
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, the rest of the world disappears.
You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try. 😁😁😁
What comes to your mind when you think of me? I feel I should know because what comes to my mind when I think about you is a painter, Because you add so much color to my world!
I want to borrow thousands of kisses from you and I promise I will return them in millions.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
I wonder how I have survived this long without common sense. It left me the moment you got into my life and has not returned ever since.
Funny Things To Say To Your Boyfriend In A Text
I don’t know how true is this but my doctor said I’m lacking Vitamin U.
You are like my dentures. I cannot smile without you.
I don’t have to wonder if you are a good driver because you do a good job of driving me crazy.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Excuse me, I just dropped something looking at your pictures again… My jaw!
Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you babies.
Girl: Hey, how are you? Boy: Good, fine, etc. Girl: No, I didn’t ask how you looked!
Why are boyfriends like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you’re too hot to handle. – Funny Things To Say To Your Boyfriend.
Your body has 65% water and guess what? I am very thirsty at the moment.
Do you know how much do penguins weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hello!
I can’t decide what I want more, food or you? Food… No, you. Maybe, food on you!
Cute Funny Things To Say To Your Boyfriend
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me
What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked.
There’s no mountain too high for me to climb to get to you, neither is there any river too deep for me to ford just for you. But then I wonder why I have to even think of going through all that when the only place I need to go to get to you is my heart.
I have fallen many times before. On a slippery floor, from a rooftop, and multiple times from my bed in dreams. All these falls were painful BUT falling in love with you brought me untold joy.
I am not a photographer, but yet I always end up with the picture of you and me together…in my bed.
I feel you in my heart and in my soul. You are also in my head. I found this quite abnormal and when I went to the doctor he said you must be a bug.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? I love you! I love you, who? Don’t ask who, because it’s you! – Funny Things To Say To Your Boyfriend.
Funny Things To Say To Make Your Boyfriend Laugh
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because the reality is finally better than your dreams.
Girl: How many letters are in the alphabet? Boy: 26. Girl: I thought there was 21? Boy: No? Girl: “Oh, I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T.
Are you an appendix? Because I don’t understand you or know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me feel the urge to make out with you.
I have an extra ticket for tonight but I need to invite a sexy and charming man. Do you know anyone?
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? I think They already have boyfriends.
Whenever I’m with you, I always lose concentration. Wait! Do you think it’s because I’ve fallen head over heels in love with you? Well, it’s not! It’s simply because you are such an adorable distraction I can’t deal with and I just can’t do away with. – Funny Things To Say To Your Boyfriend.
Funny Sex Things To Say To Your Boyfriend
If you were a vegetable you know what you’ll be? A cute-cumber!
There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. All clothes are 100% off, it’s a limited time offer.
You are under arrest for being too cute. Your punishment is to be silent and if not followed then you will be silenced with kisses.
I feel so intoxicated this morning; hey hey hey, don’t go thinking I am drunk from alcohol. Your love intoxicates me more than any alcohol you could ever think of.
Hey, Sexy! Oops sorry, I meant [insert your boyfriends name]. Autocorrect can be so annoying, right?
You are so sexy I am afraid I feel like you outshine me. But I don’t care as long as you are mine.
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
— Funny Things To Say To Your Boyfriend.
I dare you to bring your sexy ass over here and watch a chick flick with me. Actually, let’s make that a double doggy dare.
How do you make your boyfriend scream during sex? Call and tell him about it.