Status For Whatsapp Funny: When you make a status update on whatsapp it becomes available for you contacts to view them, So if you have loads of friends, family relations, siblings and ,many others on your contact list that have great sense of humor, Then you should never fail to update them with lots of funny stuffs on your whatsapp status.
Money cannot buy happiness, but being broke would neither do that.
3 The mistake did by everyone. Whatsapp, Facebook & GF!
Wants to know how the hell I can remember words to songs from years ago but can’t remember what I went into the next room for!?!
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
Doing nothing is a tough thing to do. You never know when to finish.
Math : Mental Abuse To Humans
Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
70% boy Have GF, other than Have Brain!
Love is a long sweet dream & marriage is an alarm clock..
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
The only thing I love about working is my salary
80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% of boys have a brain.
The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
When you mess up a guy’s hair, he thinks it’s cute, but when you mess up a girl’s hair, just hope you’re wearing something bulletproof.
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying, but they carry your blood.
I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
I want tender love -legal tender
S.S – Come late and start sleeping.
Available…. Prabhu ichhaa tak……!!!!!
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
Error: status unavailable
C.L.A.S.S.- come late and start sleeping
Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.
Ways online, until you become boring.
Alcohol will give a different type of power!
The Earth without “Art” is just “Eh.”
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I am not sure about tomorrow, so let me eat what I want today.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it to increase my friend list.
My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.
life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
Attitude is like underwear. Don’t show it just wore it.
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
They Say That Love Is More Important Than Money, But Have Ever Tried To Pay Your Bills With A Hug ?
All the life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever… Can\’t talk, wife around
Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
I hate math, but I love counting money.
Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
I Am Not Single. I Am In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.
Heart, your job is to pump blood. Stop complicating things by falling in love.
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me I will laugh at you.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
Always be positive. “Trips down the stairs” Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
I need new enemies, the old ones are beginning to like me.
The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.
Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
If only calories yelled in pain when they are being burned….I would enjoy exercising more.
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single..
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.