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Mothers Day Quotes And Messages For Your Mom, Grandma, Or Wife.

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Short Mothers Day Quotes

Send her your warmest Mother’s Day Quotes and make your loving mom, grandma, wife or friend feel special on Mother’s Day. Mothers are always mothers; what job can lead that sort of deal? No not a single job can replace it. If anyone present in this world who can handle the rise of children starting with the morning feed, giving naps to them, teaching the way to read, other life skills is only mother.

Of course, Mother’s Day isn’t just a day for celebrating your own mother. It’s a day for honoring all the women in your life who support and nurture you, from your sister to your grandmother. It’s also a chance to wish a happy Mother’s Day to your mother-in-law, whose loving care helped shape the person you chose to marry.

Sometimes, the best way to thank mom is with a simple and heartfelt message. Not all of us can write like Shakespeare, and it can be difficult to put our feelings into words. 

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Happy Mothers Day Funny Quotes

Short Mothers Day Quotes

“When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.” —Charley Benetto

“Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heartthrob.” —Leroy Brownlow

“Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together.” —Susan Gale

“My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. ” —Jodi Picoult

“Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.” —William Makepeace Thackeray

“The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation.” —James E. Faust

“It may be possible to gild pure gold, but who can make his mother more beautiful?” —Mahatma Gandhi

“There is no role in life that is more essential than that of motherhood.” —Elder M. Russell Ballard

“Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother’s secret hope outlives them all.” —Oliver Wendell Holmes

“Motherhood is the exquisite inconvenience of being another person’s everything.” —Unknown

“Only mothers can think of the future because they give birth to it in their children.” —Maxim Grosky

“My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was.” —Lisa Leslie

“To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power.” —Maya Angelou

“Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It’s huge and scary – it’s an act of infinite optimism.” —Gilda Radner

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Happy Mothers Day Funny Quotes

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
-Calvin Trillin

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
-Buddy Hackett

“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.”
-Chinese Proverb

“Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.”
-Anon

“Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.”
-P.J. O’Rourke

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
-Phyllis Diller

“When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.”
-Jeff Shaw

“Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.”
-Dave Barry

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”
-Erma Bombeck

“If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says ‘keep away from children’”
-Susan Savannah

“I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can’t find me until after high school.”
-Anon

“Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.”
-Ambrose Bierce

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”
-Peter De Vries

“Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.”
-Lionel

“Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.”
-Robert Brault

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Best Mothers Day Quotes

“The world needs our mothers.” —Liya Kebede

“A mother’s hug lasts long after she lets go.” —Unknown

“There is nothing as sincere as a mother’s kiss.” —Saleem Sharma

“Life began with waking up and loving my mother’s face.” —George Eliot

“A mother is always the beginning. She is how things begin.” —Unknown

“We are born of love; love is our mother.” —Rumi

“Mother: the most beautiful word on the lips of mankind.” —Kahil Gibran

“There is no influence so powerful as that of the mother.” —Sara Josepha Hale

“A mother’s arms are more comforting than anyone else’s.” —Princess Diana

“All that I am, or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” —Abraham Lincoln

“A mother is the one who fills your heart in the first place.” —Amy Tan

“Mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled.” —Emily Dickinson

“A mother’s love is more beautiful than any fresh flower.” —Debasish Mridha

“A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.” —Victor Hugo

“A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.” —Cardinal Mermillod

“A mother’s happiness is like a beacon, lighting up the future but reflected also on the past in the guise of fond memories.” —Honore de Balzac

“The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.” —Elaine Heffner

“In the mother’s eyes, her smile, her stroking touch, the child reads the message: ‘You are there!’” —Adrienne Rich

“If love is as sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.” —Stevie Wonder

“Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.” —Unknown

“Mother’s love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.” —Erich Fromm

“Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs since the payment is pure love.” —Mildred B. Vermont

“When you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.” —Mitch Albom

“There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.” —Jill Churchill

“There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.” —Archibald Thompson

“A mother’s love is everything. It is what brings a child into this world. It is what molds their entire being. When a mother sees her child in danger, she is literally capable of anything. Mothers have lifted cars off of their children and destroyed entire dynasties. A mother’s love is the strongest energy known to man.” —Jamie McGuire

“A mother is clothed with strength and dignity, laughs without fear of the future. When she speaks her words are wise and she gives instructions with kindness.” —Proverbs

“Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. ” —Robert Browning

Funny Mothers Day Quotes

“An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.” —Spanish Proverb

“A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have.” —Robert Brault

“In the end, mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.” —Randy Susan Meyers

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” —Rudyard Kipling

“We have a secret in our culture, and it’s not that birth is painful. It’s that women are strong.” —Laura Stavoe Harm

“It’s not easy being a mother. If it were, fathers would do it.” —The Golden Girls

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” —Erma Bombeck

“The phrase ’working mother’ is redundant.” —Jane Sellman

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then, I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller

“Any mother could do the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease” —Lisa Alther

“If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands?” —Milton Berle

“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” —Chinese Proverb

“Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.” —Unknown

Happy Mother’s Day Messages

  • “Happy Mothers Day! Thank you for everything you’ve done for us. It’s more than we can ever repay you!”
  • ”I love you and wish you the best Mothers Day!”
  • “Wishing you a calm and relaxing Mothers Day. You deserve to be pampered!”
  • “Thank you for every hug, word of encouragement, and acts of love you’ve given me. Happy Mother’s Day!”
  • “Happy Mother’s Day! Thank you for always being the shining example of what I wanted to be like when I grew up!”
  • “Thank you for laughing with us in the best of times and sticking with us through the worst of times! What would we do without you?”
  • “It may be possible to gild pure gold, but who can make his mother more beautiful?” – Mahatma Gandhi
  • There’s nothing like a mother’s love to give us all the strength we need to succeed. Thanks for everything, Mom.
  • Because of you, I am me. Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
  • May your Mother’s Day be filled with as much happiness as you brought to my childhood.
  • Thanks for giving me the best things in life: Your love, your care, and your cooking. Happy Mother’s Day!
  • You gave me the gift of life so our gifts to you pale in comparison. Happy Mother’s Day!

Funny Mothers Day Messages

  • “Raising me took a lot of patience and strength. Thanks for hanging in there.”
  • “To Mom, with love, from your favorite child.”
  • “Sorry if I drove you crazy. I only did it because I love you!”
  • “Thanks for putting up with us! We love you like crazy.”
  • “Thank you for being the only Mother in the world who would love a crazy child like me.”
  • “Happy Mother’s Day! I promise today I’ll pick up my room. Maybe.”
  • “I wanted to get you something special this Mother’s Day, so I decided to give you some peace and quiet.”
  • “Mother’s Day is every day when you have a gift of a child like me!”
  • “Happy Mother’s Day, and thank you for your service. We salute you.”
  • “Happy Mother’s Day! We wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you. Literally.”

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