• Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020
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Then somewhere along the lines, your birthday became less about fun and more about trying not to cry all over your birthday cake. You feel older (and not necessarily wiser), and can’t help looking back at the things you just can’t do anymore like lazer tag. It sounds depressing because, well, it is.

But it doesn’t have to be. You just need some cheering up.

If you’re sitting there struggling to think of something clever, or you’re looking for some birthday wishes to cheer you up, we’ve got you covered. Whether you’re sending an e-mail, text, signing a birthday card, or leaving a voicemail, this collection is filled with as many ways to say happy birthday as possible.

So without further ado, here are the some birthday wishes to help put the ‘awesome’ back into that special day for you or someone you love.

Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes to a Friend

Friends are the people we can laugh with no matter what. Wish your friend a happy birthday this year with one of these funny messages:

No matter how many stupid things I say or do, you stick by my side, and I’m so grateful for that! Happy birthday, friend, thanks for always being there for me!

We’re far from perfect, that’s for sure, but we’ll always have each other! Happy birthday to my amazing friend, thanks for the many memories we’ve shared, and here’s to more to come!

They say that friends are the family you choose for yourself. I sure do wish I could swap you for my siblings! Happy birthday, dear friend, you’re the best.

Happy birthday to my dear friend! I’m still not sure why you put up with me, but I’m so grateful that you do! Thanks for your companionship, here’s to a wonderful and successful year to come.

My wonderful friend, have a very happy birthday! Always know that I’ve got your back no matter what, (but keep in mind that I won’t be helpful in a fight). Cheers to you!

Happy birthday, friend! I have no idea what this year will bring, but let’s hope it goes up from here. Have a fantastic day!

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Funny Birthday Wishes to Best Friend

We all have that one friend who knows us inside and out, who we can be ourselves around, and who is always there for us. Make your best friend’s birthday even more fun with a laugh-worthy wish that will leave them smiling.

We may make terrible decisions most of the time, but at least we do it together. Happy birthday to my partner in crime and my best friend. Let’s make this year’s celebration one for the books!

There is absolutely no one I’d rather spend a Friday night with. Which, for us, is less about going out to party and more about pizza and movie reruns. Happy birthday, best friend, let’s celebrate!

You’re my best friend, my therapist, my life coach, my drinking buddy, and my traveling companion. What would I do without you? Happy birthday, you’re the best!

Wishing a very happy birthday to my best friend! Without you, I’d be a total loner. Have an amazing day, here’s to another fantastic year of friendship!

You’re my best friend and the only person I can ever count on to understand my humor. Thanks just for being you! Happy birthday, have an amazing day and an enormous slice of cake!

My best friend, you’re the person I can trust to keep all of my secrets and understand my deepest thoughts. Well, I know my thoughts aren’t that deep, but you get the gist. Have an absolutely fantastic birthday, let’s have an awesome year!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

When your sister’s big day comes around, you may be searching for a wonderful new way to wish her a happy birthday. This year, consider a humorous message like one of the options listed below:

Sister, we’re so different that it’s hard to believe we’re related. Regardless, I’m glad to be in your life so we can party on your birthday! Cheers to you, let’s celebrate!

Here’s to my sister, the better version of me! Happy birthday, sis, love you!

My dear sister, I know we don’t get to choose our family, but I’m really glad you still put up with me. Today’s your birthday, and I’m so excited to celebrate with you! Here’s to you!

My sister, wishing you a very happy birthday today. People are always comparing us, but I promise that today will be all about you! No promises for tomorrow, though.

Sister, we’ve been through it all. Despite all of the family dysfunction, I think we turned out alright. Have a very happy birthday today, you deserve it!

Happy birthday to my sister! It’s hard to believe how grown up we’ve become. When I look at you, I still see that little girl stealing the last cookie from me, (no, I’ll never get over it). Have a wonderful day!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

Your brother is the person you can always count on for a joke or a prank. On his birthday this year, turn the tables and make him laugh with one of these funny wishes:

Happy birthday to my awesome brother. You may get on my nerves most of the time, but I do still love you no matter what, (just not when you embarrass me in public). Have an amazing day today!

Wishing a very happy birthday to my wonderful brother today! You’re not always my favorite person in the world, but since it’s your special day, I’ll pretend. Time to celebrate!

Hey, brother, it’s your birthday! That means it’s time to have a big party, eat too much cake and drink too much. It’s a good thing this day only comes around once a year. Have an amazing celebration!

Happy birthday, brother! I’m really lucky to have a brother like you. Even though you’ve annoyed me almost every day for my entire life, I don’t know what I would do without you. Love you, bro!

Wishing my brother nothing but happiness on his birthday. Brother, I may never understand why you do the things that you do, but it’s all part of your charm. Have an awesome celebration and an even better year ahead!

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Top Funny Birthday Wishes

I know you want to feel young so let’s hang out today with old people, happy bday!

You know that you are old when you can’t even control when you will pee!

On this bday, I will share to you the secret to keeping young: lie about your age!

I bet this would be one funny birthday when someone suddenly lose their mind.

Smile and just think that you can celebrate a far worse bday than this, enjoy today!

If you think about how you’d be in ten years, you’d start laughing now!

Congrats on joining the forever 30 years old club, welcome to the family.

Happy bday to you, I wish you would start saving money to get you by.

I know they say that age is but a number but well, your wrinkles might be showing.

Funny birthday party are the cool thing now, so go and practice some jokes!

Stop being so bummed out, you get older today and another next year!

You know it is better late than not greet you at all so happy bday!

My advice to you is you be nice to your children or you’d be in a nursing home.

You are sure lucky you were not born a dog or else you’d be dead by now, friend.

Be good to other people and just enjoy your big day, stay alive until next year!

You look older than you did last year, congrats on that then.

May you have a funny birthday for today, you deserve to.

When people ask you how old you are, lie to them and you’ll be fine!

One bday, you won’t be able to lie about your age but keep lying until then!

Don’t let successful people let you feel such a failure today on your big day!

You are not a failure, you’re just taking your time!

I hope you live old enough so I can annoy you as long.

I am so sorry you are in the age group where you are no longer a market target.

There is nothing better than a funny birthday celebration so have fun!

Only one year to go and Facebook is gonna remove you from its servers.

Your receding hairline now suits your age, so congrats to that!

Cheers to more beers to keep your fat tummy in, enjoy today.

I never forget your bday, right? Kidding but do not hate me for it.

Do remind me what age you are telling others you are so I can keep up with you!

Hey, pick a more appropriate age for your face, enjoy!

Are you lying to me when you say you are 30? I mean you look kinda 40-ish.

You are at the age where drugs are only for medical reasons.

What a funny birthday this has been, doing things I’d never done with you.

May you have a funny birthday so that you would laugh out loud a lot!

Wishes may come true or not but your age will not let you go ever.

You forgot my present last year so this year, consider your favor returned!

When you are feeling old, remember that there are people older than you!

Get out there and enjoy your beer while you are still young enough to do so.

How old are you again? Aw, you are old enough to be dead as a dog now.

I would be more into this celebration for your bday if it was my bday today.

I am more than excited for you, for you are getting closer to reading the will.

I celebrate with you today the anniversary of your escape from your mom’s womb.

Happy funny birthday to you, may you make this day one for the books.

As you get older, all I wish is you won’t lose that mind.

Happy bday, go lick off the frosting on that cupcake, they are healthy.

A muffin is healthier so go and switch into that today.

Today is the start that you will be off sugar for the rest of your life.

When you start wishing to have insurance, you know you are older.

Back then you were smart and lean now you are just old!

Wow, your candles outnumber even those grey hairs, I am amazed.

May you stop worrying about your health and just have fun today!

If you want a funny birthday, I will see to it that you finally get one.

You received tons of wishes yesterday but only I is here with you now!

I am glad you were born a long time ago, now you get stuck with me.

When age is all that you have in mind, it means you are getting older.

They say your mind is lost as you get older, is that the case as well?

You are only as old as you want yourself to be, but still older than I!

Those candles on your cake probably costs more than your cake, pity.

May you remember that you can start that mid-life crisis right now.

Your bday is a reminder to me that I am getting older too, too bad.

I swear after this 30th birthday of yours I would stop counting the years.

Happy bday to you now you can start that preparation for your gold year!

You know what, you should have a funny birthday that includes your children.

You are as old as that last selfie that you have taken today.

Sorry for not celebrating that bday with you but I was way too lazy.

Look at the bright side, you would never get to die too young.

Stop looking at your age, it will just make you feel all depressed today.

I wanted to send you a card but I forgot to mail it to you sorry!

You get another year in your birth certificate so have a funny birthday!

We get to count you as still the living for today so I am happy for you.

Your age is now greater than you followers on Twitter, congrats!

I am sending this to you on your email though you may never read it, enjoy today.

On this bday I am going to give you a million dollars, oops, that means nothing now.

I know you feel sad about your age, but hey the more the merrier, right?

Those handicapped stalls ought to be a great help to you, so enjoy today!

Happy funny birthday to the funniest member of the family, enjoy this big day.

May you celebrate a funny birthday today, you joker, we love you a lot.

No one else would tell you this but a real friend: you are old.

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